Berzerkerweb is the pinnacle of greatness, everyone knows that. But how much do you know about me? Not much, I’ll bet. So I’ll start with the beginning…

Four score and seven years ago……wait that’s too long….

18 years ago in a little town called Titikaka….wait no.Oh fuck it. My name is Andy, and I am 18. Yes, that’s right 18 and driving. Driving until the sun goes down. Driving until….well…until I don’t feel like driving anymore. But you all know me as berzerker, your lord and master. Or just the person who hosts this site. So if you wish to know more about me, then you’ll know that you’re just going to have to read this.

So yeah, I like own this site…and I like…pwn noobs. That’s what I do cuz like ya know that’s what I like to do. cuz I got t3h total micro and that’s what I do. Pwn noobs. cuz…I do that.

Now that’s what I would have sounded like if I were Jeremy. But I’m not. So I’ll talk normally. I host this site and it’s got a lot of shit on it. So check it all out! Oh and btw:

This site was founded some time ago that I completely forgot. Since then, it’s grown into what you see now, and that’s about it. Thank you. Have a nice day.

-Your Ultimately kewl Lord and Master: Berzerker.